This is so incredibly ridiculous. I'm watching the History Channel, but not for history. "Modern theorists" are telling their theories of UFOs in the Bible. The segment I just watched was about the Exodus. One theory, the source of it being a Presbytarian dressed as a Catholic priest, is that a UFO's propulsion system parted the waters for Moses.

Apparently when Moses went up Mount Sinai he went inside the UFO and the extraterrestrials gave him the Torah. They then showed this really creepy video of Moses. It's fucking hilarious.

Up next: Jesus's resurection.

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This was written on Tuesday, June 10, 2003 by Lenny.


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