Golf Movies

Golf there a worse genre? The plot synopsis of any golf movie is:

  1. Boy starts to play golf.
  2. Boy learns of legendary player and starts to play better using the legend as inspiration.
  3. Boy learns location of legend and searches for him.
  4. Boy finds legend, but the legend “doesn't play that game any more.”
  5. Boy and legend learn life lessons from each other.
  6. Legend dies.
  7. Boy enters a tournament and just before losing he remembers that winning isn't important and goes on to win.

That's pretty much the general rule of those films. I guess they're not really the worst, but they are pretty bad. The only thing more predictable is Harry Potter, which happens to kick ass.

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This was written on Wednesday, July 16, 2003 by Lenny.


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