I sent an email to Strong Bad (strongbad@homestarrunner.com) which I think would make a good SBEmail 80. Just so there won't be any doubt about my writing it (and to give you a possible sneak preview) I am posting my message now.
Hey Mr. Bad,
You used to answer emails every Monday on the Monday. Now it's like every-Monday-except-last-Monday-on-the-Monday. Did you take a sabbatical or something?
Crapfully yous,
Lenny from NY