That's right: everybody's favorite Marxist was born sixteen years ago today. I had a third of an Entenmann's cake with one unlit trick candle in it. We were suppoed to light it but we incurred several problems.
- First, we went to the science resource center because they let us use bunsen burners, so they couldn't have a problem with little candles. Wrong.
- To the bat-stairs! Bell; no.
smokes pot—he'll let us play with fire. No, actually, he made us put the cake away as it was a distraction.
I still had a good time and too much cake.