The big day is coming. Thanksgiving is this Thursday, which means my brother is coming home today. Thank you, Kenny, for visiting. Thank you, crazy Chinese drivers for driving.
Justin thinks that Thanksgiving is hypocritical since people should always give thanks, but he wants to go work at a soup kitchen this weekend, the only time it would already be full of volunteers. Hippo-crite! That came off awefully offensive, didn’t it? It was not meant to be so harsh. Thank you, Justin, for caring about people.
Ari created the best “your mom” comeback:
- Sam:
- Ari, you’re so fat.
- Ari:
- Well, your mom always makes me brownies after we have sex.
Thank you, Ari, for sharing your maize.