My mom left for Israel after work yesterday and got there some time this morning. I went there a bunch of times to visit family, but this time she decided to go without waiting for a vacation from school. My dad and I are managing so far. I think she did it to test us. Argle! We’re running out of food. If anybody has a spare mom I would greatly appreciate a temp cook. It’s not anti-feminine sexism—if anything I’m insulting man’s incompetence.