Scott's criticism of Starbucks is lacking to say the least.

  1. The coffee does not taste like shit. Rather, it has no taste as it is so watered down.
  2. While discussing Starbucks’ confusing “sophisticated” naming system, he failed to mention their use of three languages to describe cup size. Tall, grande, and venti all mean large.
  3. He apparently does not know of my method of beating the system. For access to their couches, buy the cheapest coffee there and drain the free milk into your cup. You can continue to look like you are a paying customer three cups after your coffee.

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This was written on Saturday, November 15, 2003 by Lenny.