- Dr. Skinner:
The joke's on whitey!
- Me:
We should buy five sacks of rice and drive around throwing rice on people.
- Mr. Kalner:
The North has the country by the nuts; and it’s squeezing.
21 degrees of separation: Yahzoo Land Company → Yahoo? → kazoo? → Kazaa? → Havana? → banana? → CIA? → hooray? → loco? → Mambo? → jumbo? → lobster? → Hobbes? → snobs? → globs? → Flubber? → blubber? → walrus? → Beatles? → beetles? → sphinx? → Jefferson.