From eBay item 2955931507 (Ends Oct-15-03 12:30:16 PDT) - Uncle Bobs Glass Eye:
One night my girlfriend went in the drawer to get a condom out and damn near had a fatal heart attack. I love Uncle Bob and all but my girlfriend said that if I don't get rid of that damn glass eye I would never get sex again. Well, what do you do with a damned used glass eye? eBay of course!