Thoughts/ideas/quotes/etc: "Life is like a Chimp. Don't ask me why, it just is." -Lenny (Written on my 14th birthday card for reasons I still don't understand.)
Correction: it was your fifteenth birthday. Get the card. (Warning: This is in the PDF and will spawn a likely resource-heavy program such as Acrobat Reader. It is not for the faint of butt.)