I am in a SportsCenter-Funk mood. How I got this mood I do not know, but the world is against me. This is the first time I wanted to turn on SportsCenter on my own, yet this is one of the few hours of the day when it is not on. I also want to listen to some Ď‹ber-funky music—specifically Freaky Styley, but the guest wants The Guest. My once-in-a-lifetime mood is gone!