Orbit Melting: A Frank Discussion
Thursday, July 21, 2005
I am sometimes partial to chewing Orbit. A pack will typically last two weeks, spending much of that time in my pocket. Especially in the Summer months, it melts. I asked Brian how he copes with this, and his best advice was to change pockets, though he admitted that in the two to three days a pack stays in his pockets, it also melts. I mostly do not wear shirts with breast pockets, so until I become bored with the idea, my Summer goal has shifted from seeing This is Spinal Tap to designing and developing an insulated chewing gum wallet.
Plamegate
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
May a pox fall upon the media that uses the -gate scandal naming convention to an extent such that I consider researching time travel to thwart Woodward and Bernstein's investigation.
Failure
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Update: Apparently, nowhere too fast. The English are real tough.